Bodyguards for the Gutless

Bodyguards for the Gutless

Protect the Constitution. One coward at a time.

Join the Spine Squad

Are you strong, patriotic, and emotionally available? Ready to help a Republican senator rediscover courage? Apply now.

Request a Spine Detail

If you’re a lawmaker who’s afraid to vote your conscience, we’ve got your back. Literally. Sign up for your own security companion.

Fund the Spine

Rich Democrat? Disillusioned conservative? Patriot with cash? Help fund protective services for lawmakers who forgot how to stand.

© 2025 Bodyguards for the Gutless — Satire in Service of Democracy.
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